Romantic Dinner With Mom…

Mom Setting Dinner Out!

A couple of months ago I met this guy Online and, since he seemed really nice and we had a fair bit in common, I took him up on his offer to have dinner together. He explained that he had a lot of food allergies so he said it would be best if I just came to his place to eat. I usually don't go to a strangers house on a first date but he said his roommate would be there so it would be safe. So I agreed.

When I arrived for our romantic dinner date it quickly became apparent that his roommate was his mom. It got a bit more odd when I discovered that his mother was making us dinner and that we would be having dinner with her - family style in the kitchen. He was sweet but the whole thing felt a bit like I was 13 and was at a friend's parent's place. Of course there was no wine, no candles and his mother did most of the talking. Giving her credit though, the pot roast was yummy.

After our desert of red Jell-O we (including his mother) went to the living room where she sat on the sofa beside us and she turned on the TV. Moment's later his mother chose a movie. It was an old one called "Summer Lovers" and within a few minutes I realized it was about a horny young couple and their sexual exploits in Greece. I was working on an excuse to leave when the mom got up and headed out of the room saying "that's just too sexy for me - you kids be good...".

That was it for me. I got out of there.

Your Comments:

Shawna Says:
I had date like that, but instead of having his mom there cooking dinner it was his dad. The worst part was that dad was all pervy and looked at me in a very lustful way. I had shorts on and he kept checking out my legs and behind. At one point when my date left the room, the dad leaned near me and said "You are so cute, I could just eat you up".


Tommy Says:
You are crazy. I'd date Quasimodo if it meant that I would get a home made pot-roast and that tasty red Jell-O.


Tory Says:
If she had been serving meatloaf I would have move in forever.


Fran Says:
I live with my mom and she is great. When I meet a new guy she always asks me to bring him home to meet her. But I always do it when she is going out so the guy only has to make small talk for a few minutes. Then we head straight for the bedroom and close the door.


Craig Says:
My mom is such a hoarder that I would never take a date to her house for dinner. Mom would probably scare the girl off before she got her jacket off. I think it's best to avoid family on the first half dozen dates at least.


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