He Brought His Support Monkey On Our First Date

Let me share a funny dating story about my best friend Bob, who always seemed to have a string of unlucky romantic encounters. After numerous failed attempts on dating apps, he decided to take matters into his own hands and ask out a quirky girl named Nadia, whom he had met at the gym.

A supportive monkey!

Bob, feeling a bit nervous about their first date, came up with an unconventional idea. Bob has some long held emotional issues, so when his counsellor suggested that he get a support animal - he chose a cute monkey. So, he decided to bring along his supportive pet monkey Zippy, hoping that Zippy's presence would provide some comfort to him, and amusement during the outing.

When Bob arrived at the restaurant, Nadia was already waiting for him. As soon as she saw Bob with Zippy on his shoulder, her eyes widened in surprise. Bob proudly introduced Nadia to his trusty support monkey, and to their delight, Zippy started displaying playful antics, jumping around and making amusing faces.

Nadia found it absolutely hilarious and couldn't resist interacting with Zippy. Bob was relieved that his plan was working, and they began conversing about their shared interests. However, things took an unexpected turn when Zippy, being the mischievous monkey that he was, decided to cause a bit of chaos.

In a moment of mischief, Zippy leaped off Bob's shoulder and started scampering around the restaurant, cheekily snatching tidbits from people's plates and creating a mild commotion. Bob frantically tried to catch him, but Zippy proved to be too agile and elusive.

While Nadia found the whole scene highly entertaining and burst into uncontrollable laughter, some of the other diners were less amused. One disgruntled patron even jokingly threatened to call the authorities.

Feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement, Bob didn't know what to do. Thankfully, Nadia came to the rescue with a brilliant suggestion. She proposed they step outside for a walk, allowing Zippy to release his playful energy. As they strolled down the street, Zippy mischievously snatched Nadia's hat and darted off. Nadia, undeterred, chased after him, laughing and fully embracing the unpredictable adventure.

Eventually, they managed to catch up with the playful monkey and retrieve the hat. Unfazed by the restaurant episode, Nadia proposed they continue their date at her place, suggesting they watch a movie together. Bob, initially hesitant, couldn't resist the infectious joy and positive energy Nadia brought to their time together, and he gladly accepted her invitation.

And that's how Bob's unusual first date turned into an unforgettable, laughter-filled evening with Nadia and his supportive monkey, Zippy. Sometimes, the most unexpected and whimsical situations can lead to the most memorable and delightful experiences, fostering a unique connection between two people.

Your Comments

Bonny Says:
It's really sad that Bob has issues that necessitate having a support animal but I worry about his choice. Monkeys can be difficult to care for, as they require a lot of space, stimulation, and social interaction. They can also be dirty, stinky, aggressive, destructive, or unpredictable at times. So, a monkey might be a good "support animal" for some people who have specific needs and abilities, but it is not a suitable choice for most people.


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  • This Crazy Dating story was submitted by: "Rick from Philly"
  • Categories: Stories, Great Dates,Crazy First Dates
  • Originally Posted: May 26, 2023
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